tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29973536258146826532024-03-05T05:03:38.708-08:00Blow Up The SkyThe collective thoughts of a stoner.Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-15271613060707073542009-07-30T04:43:00.000-07:002009-07-30T04:47:06.434-07:00The perfect giftThe AeroGarden Deluxe is the perfect gift for the stoner who is too lazy to get growing gear together.<br /><br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqgWtnmCaAw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CqgWtnmCaAw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-2990057924650015002009-06-29T10:39:00.000-07:002009-06-29T10:58:50.253-07:00This man, he know's where it's at.This is an excellent and fucking awesome example of how ridiculous a concept borders and laws pertinent to them are. I mean if we as a world can agree with our neighbouring countries there is no objective morality to adhere laws to, then why the hell do we keep pointlessly throwing people in jail for enjoying themselves on the wrong side of the fence. Seems a tad arbitrary and childish huh?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vvEtK2N997Q&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vvEtK2N997Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-49965085342306512072009-04-27T15:59:00.000-07:002009-04-27T16:35:57.856-07:00Cannabis treats swine flu<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrgNaa41Bj7I1t3rEbyEQ4GsCMIBZzAqUcQqpaLjW66j0J-Z86xf_JGbNTeb4QPVsH9dTLMzhOcWmz4rWs28mcm1WPOeEv0cZwCOsQ1qTa9W0eE7Nnxx2cQiKmMfkt8yUh0RAemqqsYQav/s1600-h/weedpig.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrgNaa41Bj7I1t3rEbyEQ4GsCMIBZzAqUcQqpaLjW66j0J-Z86xf_JGbNTeb4QPVsH9dTLMzhOcWmz4rWs28mcm1WPOeEv0cZwCOsQ1qTa9W0eE7Nnxx2cQiKmMfkt8yUh0RAemqqsYQav/s400/weedpig.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329518090984215122" border="0" /></a><br /><br />If you haven't heard of the recent swine flu pandemic you should probably get up to date with current events. The H1N1 swine flu has killed 80 people in Mexico in the past week, and there are over 1,400 reported cases of it world wide (mostly in North and South America). The symptoms for this flu are very similar to that of normal influenza. Many people are beginning to panic, but it seems our friend marijuana greatly helps reduce our body's inflammation response to the virus.<br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>Cannabis Science inc's non-toxic lozenge has properties that could alleviate many of the symptoms and harmful effects of the H5N1 bird flu and H1N1 swine flu viruses, and has offered its assistance to HSA today in a letter to Secretary Napolitano. The Company has offered to produce up to 1 million doses of its whole-cannabis lozenge, and provide them to HSA for distribution at cost.<br /><br />"We have the science and preliminary anecdotal results confirming the anti-inflammatory properties of our new lozenges and indicating they may present an effective and non-toxic treatment for minimizing the symptoms and harm from influenza infections. Our lozenges appear to down-regulate the body's excessive inflammatory response to the influenza virus, which could reduce the deadly consequences of an infection into something that is more like a common cold. Because of my cancer and diminished auto-immune functions, even common influenza is a deadly threat, and I've had incredible symptomatic relief with the lozenge."<br /><br /></blockquote>Just to be clear smoking marijuana while suffering from an inflammation reaction will most likely result terribly. This is a pretty obvious thing because smoking with an inflamed throat, or lungs would probably be extremely painful. T<span style="font-weight: bold;">he desired results from cannabis are brought on by orally ingesting the substance.</span><br /><br />If this problem continues to grow, this could be a great chance for weed to save the world.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/cannabis-science-inc-reports-prospective/story.aspx?guid=%7B03D1AE62-679E-460D-988F-EE0966A80445%7D&dist=msr_2">Source</a>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-40853160698460995232009-04-26T09:39:00.000-07:002009-04-26T13:39:16.294-07:00Change is around the corner<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioOi15WJrz90IuH48kn8AU7ytTzuTRC4Lh3UD2ax0Z15fOz7uBnPAmAzlfUoLbShR6yGyrPjlw1MUnkpJznHhkn2q9eotWjSA_E6QTcvh6QXYa0EY2j7KbrTFJcy6tii6wQLUxrOz92p5G/s1600-h/1237221720824.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioOi15WJrz90IuH48kn8AU7ytTzuTRC4Lh3UD2ax0Z15fOz7uBnPAmAzlfUoLbShR6yGyrPjlw1MUnkpJznHhkn2q9eotWjSA_E6QTcvh6QXYa0EY2j7KbrTFJcy6tii6wQLUxrOz92p5G/s400/1237221720824.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329052607869403682" border="0" /></a><br />It might just be me, but It seems like some change is coming. The change I speak of is the education of the general public regarding marijuana and it's medical benefits. The hoped result of this is obvious, the legalization of medical marijuana as well as decriminalization of possession of marijuana.<br /><br />The source of this change may have made a large leap this 4/20. On 4/20 NORML launched their ad campaign aimed to inform the public as well as put pressure on President Barack Obama. These ads are being broadcast on basically every American cable channel.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Here is the most popular commercial:</span><br /><object style="font-weight: bold;" height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C0mEDE_w1xo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C0mEDE_w1xo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><br />On top of these commercials being aired the extremely popular teleivison show Family Guy has released a 420 episode that was actually decently informative. I'm not a Family Guy fan, but I have to commend everyone involved for using their powers for good. You know what I mean when I say powers, there are many people who get their opinions from this show. I am hoping that the influence from Family Guy will have an effect on enough people to bring some change.<br /><br />The change that is being hoped for in the states is that which I mentioned earlier: medical marijuana for those who need it, decriminalization of cannabis, and the informing of the general public that marijuana has many benefits and very few (if any) negatives. I am in favor of full legalization of cannabis but if decriminalization has to come first at least some change for the better is happening.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I leave you with the song from the Family Guy episode:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Note that this is the best video being provided because corporations are copy writing bitches.<br /><br /></span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHy4zN0fe_E&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHy4zN0fe_E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-5566547214100770542009-03-07T23:07:00.001-08:002009-03-07T23:07:44.711-08:00Turtles are nice<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i6gmbcDTLqU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i6gmbcDTLqU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>NEROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06233131774342548409noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-65286869482621664812009-03-03T21:31:00.001-08:002009-03-03T21:31:50.083-08:00Dinosaur Rap<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1SKf9YU4QQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1SKf9YU4QQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-69405764916332742242009-02-10T15:25:00.001-08:002009-02-10T15:26:31.366-08:00Chronicaster Bong GuitarCheck out this amazing piece of work, the Chronicaster mk 420 Bong Guitar.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcCrTahsLg0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XcCrTahsLg0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-41786919649018515252009-02-04T15:35:00.000-08:002009-02-04T15:36:49.189-08:00Eyewittness introDo you remember this shit?! <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UZ55Vj5n9Ug&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UZ55Vj5n9Ug&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-33841716930651435772009-02-04T02:11:00.000-08:002009-02-04T04:33:32.577-08:00By Far The Most Bizarre Thing I Have Ever SeenJack White's Tesla Coil & A World Where The White Stripes Are Inexplicably Knowledgeable Of Electricity And The Genius Of Nikola Tesla. Also yes that is a tesla coil in a wagon, at a restraunt.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc_2G85RSmj6CS0YvfZNHmo2dsXe5e9SHBVdMCu1sHLpjsllbHXKtH70n2w4myq6k1uKKn2hQJXD2znszhnwBJX9MmeN5ToMhMTdWwDRQAR5-Y4pIjvgpeaoaxoa4Yo0O7k8jKS8hFovI/s1600-h/tws.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc_2G85RSmj6CS0YvfZNHmo2dsXe5e9SHBVdMCu1sHLpjsllbHXKtH70n2w4myq6k1uKKn2hQJXD2znszhnwBJX9MmeN5ToMhMTdWwDRQAR5-Y4pIjvgpeaoaxoa4Yo0O7k8jKS8hFovI/s400/tws.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298917221013782098" /></a><br /><br />Normally I have somewhat of an idea on how to review a movie right after watching it high. Unfortunately I was unprepared for the audio, visual experiment that I just gave witness to. Starring a plethora of musicians and actors ranging from Steve Buscemi, to The Dude On The Couch from Half Baked, hell even The White Stripes. This independent film, is called Cigarettes & Coffee. It is aptly titled as the film in no way consists of a coherent plot line but there is a recurring theme of Cigarettes & Coffee shown throughout the films 11 short segments. These segments oft consist of actors, and musicians playing fictional variations of themselves. <br /><br />Amongst the most notable of these peculiar pair ups are Iggy Pop best known as frontman for The Stooges, and Tom Waits best known as the most talented drunkard on earth. The odd scene that ensues shows a nervous Iggy Pop waiting at a low end restraunt for Tom Waits. Upon Waits' arrival he immediately discusses his busy day involving road side surgery, and tracheotomy's done with ball point pens. Bad. Fucking. Ass. One of the strange recurring themes of this film appears to be the use of awkward conversations to provide the audience with interesting, and comedic dialogue, while showcasing intriguing emotional actions and reactions from the characters under tension.<br /><br />Imploring a strong element of sarcastic irony, the film constantly restates how terrible cigarettes and coffee are for a person, but this is what just about every single character seems to be having for lunch. RZA and GZA of the Wu Tang Clan however drink non caffeinated herbal tea out of a super pimp tea set and only opt to smoke a blunt. Yeah that's right the mutha fuckin' Wu Tang Clan is in this movie, not only that but RZA be a bone fide alternative medicine doctor all up ins the nature N shit. When suddenly they are approached by their waiter who offers them some coffee as seen below:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtuOqcZSvAbBrtcxniYUk93fNI40aZ-2hX2PTwQZOVE6M2WZ7hdm2WEb4jZrcUvH0_13ltOAeuURyJap3rt0i-afR88T_qdNqCzRPnK0JCGibpye_qeednJcOHFzB5br9PAmFFyXClvmc/s1600-h/pimpery.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtuOqcZSvAbBrtcxniYUk93fNI40aZ-2hX2PTwQZOVE6M2WZ7hdm2WEb4jZrcUvH0_13ltOAeuURyJap3rt0i-afR88T_qdNqCzRPnK0JCGibpye_qeednJcOHFzB5br9PAmFFyXClvmc/s400/pimpery.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298912120209985186" /></a><br /><br />They inform their waiter that coffee is terribly unhealthy, and can cause serious many health complications and even serious delirium... and thats when shit gets fucked up.<br /><br />AND BILL MUTHAFUCKIN' GHOST BUSTIN MURRAY SHOWS UP!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFfWd95vI5ST7VhtRRNggDviZutBDkMfH5iPRKG6f3NW1Wv4WESJRvZ5E4nL5GwDzlmS55SipTj7z-NFkfMwXMyD9z7f_MapcFuyFKr69s7XqlEvb-MAX-zFrc9mp-9i3yORWFdaGRDmY/s1600-h/OHSHI.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFfWd95vI5ST7VhtRRNggDviZutBDkMfH5iPRKG6f3NW1Wv4WESJRvZ5E4nL5GwDzlmS55SipTj7z-NFkfMwXMyD9z7f_MapcFuyFKr69s7XqlEvb-MAX-zFrc9mp-9i3yORWFdaGRDmY/s400/OHSHI.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298912765251112258" /></a><br /><br />And not just any Bill Murray a <span style="font-style:italic;">very</span> delirious Bill drinking coffee straight out of the pot, at first he thought he was hiding out but then believes he might just be delirious as RZA implied, all the same RZA & GZA give him a bag of disguises just in case he actually <span style="font-style:italic;">is</span> hiding out from... <span style="font-style:italic;">whatever it is Bill Murray would want to hide from.</span><br /><br />A hilarious and incredibly unique experience, as well as an absolute mindfuck the whole way through. I seriously recommend the hell out of this movie on multiple levels, it is a work of art to be interpreted.JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-9838902411316379452009-01-29T15:01:00.000-08:002009-01-29T15:25:00.387-08:00Some old motherfucker<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGpVINfopyYgy151ret508azNBxK9LY1-QaUU9tGwLbsRSRjwqemhg9ytdL83oDcDcxZ0zL2opb_VLdWDBFzyAhCQ25OdqKfI5-gQPZUnjT_2_eHOAWglkJ30uCEAt5khwQ-CnR1JnOf_u/s1600-h/McCain-Angry_580x435.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGpVINfopyYgy151ret508azNBxK9LY1-QaUU9tGwLbsRSRjwqemhg9ytdL83oDcDcxZ0zL2opb_VLdWDBFzyAhCQ25OdqKfI5-gQPZUnjT_2_eHOAWglkJ30uCEAt5khwQ-CnR1JnOf_u/s400/McCain-Angry_580x435.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296860721379337794" border="0" /></a><br />Gather round boys and girls, I'm going to tell you a story about how I was almost killed by a crazy ass old man.<br /><br />Today I woke up early so that I could complete the Ad delivery routes that I had scheduled for this week. I thought that 9:30ish would be the perfect time to do them because everyone is either at school or work by then... everyone but old retirees. For some reason it didn't occur to me that the morning is when old people partake in old people business. To make matters worse two of the places I deliver to are retirement communities; I do this because their doors are so close to each other that I can literately deliver half the ads in minutes, which makes my backpack a lot lighter.<br /><br />Now you might be asking "why would you want to avoid old people?" The answer is simple really, they tend to get really pissed off at the fact that I am delivering junk mail and could easily make up a lie to get me fired. A few have actually threatened to!<br /><br />So I was almost out of the land of old people when I hear a horn from behind me. I glanced behind me and saw a old man driving his car with a really pissed off look on his face immediately I moved out of the way of his car, but I soon found out that this wasn't enough, this old man wanted blood. I looked back at the car again and saw the old man with his thumb up in the air motioning upwards, which to me implied that he was going to send me to the moon! He slammed on the gas, swerved towards me and smashed right into me causing me to fly up and hit is wind shield (seriously this shit happened)!<br /><br />Immediately I started yelling in anger at the motherfucker because, like anyone would be, I was pissed. Luckily for me I was carrying two large backpacks full of ads, which prevented me from receiving any serious injury. In fact, the only injury I suffered was from smashing my elbow into his windshield.<br /><br />After recovering myself I pulled out my cell phone and dialed a number I thought I would never need to call, the mother fucking fuzz. Luckily for me there were many witnesses, so there is very little chance that the motherfucker is not going to be punished. After answering what seemed like hours of questions I carried on my way. To make a long story short, my life was saved by junk mail!<br /><br />I'm going to be contacted later regarding what is going to happen.Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-71939273431137638342009-01-20T00:14:00.000-08:002009-01-20T00:46:03.598-08:00It's been said before & it will be said again but..<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCPVhJDo6hSABkqHF893ikaQzDojotQk1GS0NY045Mqc4gFsEDUaTITKlPL88ClIcttBQK8JdBH2skABzrXzGd532qqhT4Wm7YTHdKUoFs0NNZALC8UH-RMl_qGyK7bsVbgZIE7evR5sk/s1600-h/thanks2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCPVhJDo6hSABkqHF893ikaQzDojotQk1GS0NY045Mqc4gFsEDUaTITKlPL88ClIcttBQK8JdBH2skABzrXzGd532qqhT4Wm7YTHdKUoFs0NNZALC8UH-RMl_qGyK7bsVbgZIE7evR5sk/s400/thanks2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293290886022807858" border="0" /></a><br />House is a fucking pimp.<br /><br />I had some resin and hot knifed after Testees which is a goddamn hilarious comedy show created by Kenny Hotz from Kenny Vs Spenny and I may explain in greater deal later, or more likely make a less detailed post about it on the <a href="http://blowupthesky.goodforum.net/forum.htm"><span style="font-weight:bold;">BUTS forum</span></a> which you should really join if you haven't by the way..<br /><br />I heard House's voice in the background and I thought to myself "<span style="font-style: italic;">aaaawwe yeeeeeeeaaah</span> House is on and he's gonna be saving people and shit!!" And the very SECOND I sit down really high I hear some kid telling a story and then BAM!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">THIS BITCH STARTS PROJECTILE VOMITING BLOOD FUCKING EVERYWHERE!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnnP_8A2vwT9JW7RIPmrMcmd4Be722FMumO1_ejLbC8gTvtZ0uv6_hA8ic6qoBR_39WMLyHzfbcdFzzAM6THrHd0JTw-2Dc8SWCja6orXQIKPVo1C-8x-uqTavu6EMTctXObN6yXV1Cw/s1600-h/vomit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnnnP_8A2vwT9JW7RIPmrMcmd4Be722FMumO1_ejLbC8gTvtZ0uv6_hA8ic6qoBR_39WMLyHzfbcdFzzAM6THrHd0JTw-2Dc8SWCja6orXQIKPVo1C-8x-uqTavu6EMTctXObN6yXV1Cw/s400/vomit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293291050135739538" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Which at this point my mind is screaming <span style="font-size:150%;">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WTF!!</span> up until half way through chaotic terror I realized it was awesome as hell, and in fact went to a steady <span style="font-weight:bold;">THIS IS AWESSSOOOOOOME!!</span> While these interesting and blood soaked medical endeavours proceeded, House schooled several bitches with an elegant combination of quick wit, wrapped in sarcasm, and slathered in smarm sauce. But in the end of the day House cured that bitch of 30 things no one knew she had, AND removed a tumor by conning a surgeon with some crazy medical science trick.JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-44898392418215461842009-01-16T05:22:00.000-08:002009-01-16T12:29:25.498-08:00Press B to Doom<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRVHyOcjmOdVSzmp2_Qc88KQzKaUDti7NPCuWeIkc0GwY8faIinGsH7TW3yGngwlK1g0F1mw4paIcHhU-2UGh9rQs4SMs6DY4ytfO9rD5bSYnexWVpzgcprAFzs3WI_lhOvypO2GtYBZg/s400/doom.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRVHyOcjmOdVSzmp2_Qc88KQzKaUDti7NPCuWeIkc0GwY8faIinGsH7TW3yGngwlK1g0F1mw4paIcHhU-2UGh9rQs4SMs6DY4ytfO9rD5bSYnexWVpzgcprAFzs3WI_lhOvypO2GtYBZg/s400/doom.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Doom, the first game to steep me into the world of senseless violence, and pure unadulterated entertainment. Sadly it was also the first game I played that wasn't featured on a big fucking 10 Inch <span style="font-style:italic;">floppy</span> floppy disk. I don't even know HOW I had a computer that bad seeing as they were made like a hundred fucking years before I was born, but I did. And god was I happy when my family bought a new computer. <br /><br />Such a MARVELOUS upgrade it was, going from a computer more basic then a fucking single celled organism to... <span style="font-weight:bold;">DOS</span> yeah, that's right I was EXCITED about using DOS. Once you headbutted the keyboard enough to find your way to the games section, I can distinctly remember 2 things. One was that you pressed the <span style="font-weight:bold;">"B"</span> button on the keyboard to play Doom, the other was that the obnoxiously shitty pixelated titty strip poker game WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN!! Fucking skanks cheated like there was NO tomorrow, and then on top of it all whenever I lost (which was every fucking time) I had to deal with the computer informing me via descriptive text generated message that I was naked before these poor quality photo's of women. Being like 7 years old at the time, it had eternally scarred me.<br /><br />But regaling to you memories of my technology deprived childhood was not the point of this post, the point of this post is this video of captions from the Doom comic book dramatized for your entertainment. The music is fucking sweet, and the writing is, well... Exactly how the Doom movie script WOULD have been if it stayed true to the game. Also, fans of Evil Dead may notice the MANY references to Ash from the series, a good call in my opinion I mean if you want to imitate a badass you might as well imitate the biggest badass in history.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8yc5bnOrSc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A8yc5bnOrSc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-89863220320910228122009-01-15T21:05:00.000-08:002009-01-15T21:11:41.674-08:00Dead snow<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAM6piXPEM7eepfNQX5hzKY7ySqRqPHS7d4LOR79D-xLAwFzpJcWqBacnhbFWZGWFHcpgYfcmbPLY06AT7kt04OqL2MytFNJr0wZzbhSJ1pCJqQWj0i2PLHrW0jdXB5V1G5k7cqHrEM3sF/s1600-h/deadsnow5(2).jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAM6piXPEM7eepfNQX5hzKY7ySqRqPHS7d4LOR79D-xLAwFzpJcWqBacnhbFWZGWFHcpgYfcmbPLY06AT7kt04OqL2MytFNJr0wZzbhSJ1pCJqQWj0i2PLHrW0jdXB5V1G5k7cqHrEM3sF/s400/deadsnow5(2).jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291753552435585522" border="0" /></a><br />Prepare to shit your pants! Released January 9th in norway, Dead Snow follows a group of Norwegian teenagers on a ski vacation. Their vacation takes a turn to the awesome when they are forced to fight <span style="font-weight: bold;">ZOMBIE NAZI'S!</span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3-KQh87_V2Q&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3-KQh87_V2Q&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-66123796870664912092009-01-11T00:50:00.000-08:002009-01-11T17:04:02.653-08:00Ripped Review Of: Blueberry<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXOSLGCENi7dzae2M3ytSbYUBA9T9ivWyNxTUNFytak0pVg6DeYVN6LcKp3QqtkaM6R0oC8Vb1vPbFUgQfV1T0tAFKAFbEwp7CyxTx664bc89gIozoquqthO0jw7XnfL31iIXPJa9bLiA/s1600-h/blueberry2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXOSLGCENi7dzae2M3ytSbYUBA9T9ivWyNxTUNFytak0pVg6DeYVN6LcKp3QqtkaM6R0oC8Vb1vPbFUgQfV1T0tAFKAFbEwp7CyxTx664bc89gIozoquqthO0jw7XnfL31iIXPJa9bLiA/s400/blueberry2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290183006613341186" /></a><br />Sitting down at my computer, consuming a delicious sammiche consisting of Nutella, and Caramel, I sit there in a wave of uncontrollable euphoria from just HOW fucking good that sammiche is, in such a state of mind I must completely finish the delectable morsel before I can even begin to locate and begin the film Blueberry on my computer, I finally find it. <span style="font-weight: bold;">I am high</span>, and this is my review of the Psychedelic Western film Blueberry.<br /><br />Now we all love to watch movies, especially while high. But I feel the need to forewarn you that watching Blueberry baked will in no way help you comprehend it's convoluted plot line. The main thing that makes it so convoluted is that there are Indians whom speak in their own tongue but no subtitles are given, and although the movie itself is spoken largely in English you just can't help but feel that you're missing something important... This however does NOT mean you shouldn't watch this movie really high, as it will enhance the experience this movie provides with it's mind bending, beautiful visuals used to represent several drug trips in the film.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDpiGEyjzc0X60-O_5j0Zvr4CS1Nvpex_vXFMhS4Hd4kukgi-fK98HS0wkeFMrrom4upXxeqEcVRZBlaoP3HLBMKg_vsMx_kcTudBEEhzjtWt5QbFmY1tp5TAJNWpgUh5e8hNXYX-odUE/s1600-h/blueberry3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDpiGEyjzc0X60-O_5j0Zvr4CS1Nvpex_vXFMhS4Hd4kukgi-fK98HS0wkeFMrrom4upXxeqEcVRZBlaoP3HLBMKg_vsMx_kcTudBEEhzjtWt5QbFmY1tp5TAJNWpgUh5e8hNXYX-odUE/s400/blueberry3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290183362995202402" /></a><br /><br />Blueberry's setting is in that of a conventional Western film. It's the "<span style="font-style: italic;">Wild West</span>" and sheriffs, saloons, Natives who scalp your head, and lots of awesome hallucinogenics were commonplace. But this is not mainly what drives the story of Blueberry it's just an interesting and unique way to portray the events. After a traumatizing experience where in he witnesses the murder of his lover the protagonist of the film Blueberry finds himself in the care of Native Americans, and later as a Sheriff acts as a diplomat between the Natives & the Americans in attempts quell any disputes.<br /><br />The Native Americans have a mountain kept secret, and well protected. It is believed that the mountains were filled with gold, and this long sought after treasure had found itself... Well, <span style="font-style:italic;">sought after</span> yet again, but this time from an small obnoxious German Cartographer, and his hard as fuck partner who immediately kills his German accomplices <span style="font-style:italic;">ex-partner</span> to save his life. Upon the two being thrown in prison, Blueberry returns only to find himself thrust back into a past rather forgotten the flashback takes it's toll physically from the immediate distraught. The man in his cell, was the murderer of his lover. He throws his badge to the ground and goes to retrieve the gun that killed his lover so many years ago.. So that he can return the favour.<br /><br />THIS however, does not go accordingly as the Murderer is freed by his posse Blueberry is knocked out, the building is torched and he is left for dead. Blueberry of course survives the ordeal after being rescued by one of the deputies, and then sets out for vengeance, truth, and justice, but in the process he will uncover the darkest secret his life has hidden from him. Many shamanic rituals, and psychedelic experiences aid him on his quest, and the climax to the film is MORE then anything I could have asked for. So without too much being revealed I will say this about the climax: He ingests the powerful Ayahuasca DMT entheogen, and is transported to another realm where he faces off against his most powerful and hated enemy, to uncover the truth and instill long awaited justice only to have a soul wrenching self realization that forces him to accept the unthinkable.<br /><br />Although a tad slow, there IS good action in it (some of which may even shock and surprise you), EXCELLENT camera work, a wonderful plot, and fucking <span style="font-weight: bold;">GORGEOUS</span> visuals. So if you are looking a purely entertaining film filled with a laughable plot nonstop action and gratuitous sex and violence look elsewhere, but if you want to watch an excellent film with amazing visuals and a good plot I would most certainly recommend Blueberry.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">I deem this movie:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Worthy of your high times!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Not your standard film!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trippy as fuck!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Entertaining & Engaging enough.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Overall Rating: 8/10</span>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-27131661611125878672009-01-09T15:52:00.000-08:002009-01-09T16:17:57.872-08:00The forum is hereThere is now a button on the right side of the page that will bring you to the new <a href="http://blowupthesky.goodforum.net/forum.htm">Blow Up The Sky Forum!</a> You really should join it.Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-43987335615321139572009-01-07T15:14:00.000-08:002009-01-11T01:47:49.330-08:00Ayahuasca DMT TripAn amazing scene with incredible visuals representing an Ayahuasca DMT trip from the film Blueberry, you can expect a review of the movie if it's as good as this one scene later... When it's done downloading...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FINU71FyMto&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FINU71FyMto&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-75400596487714762092009-01-04T21:24:00.001-08:002009-01-04T21:24:30.315-08:00What time is it?<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xXu_PdZdKmQ&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xXu_PdZdKmQ&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-8495259652726983922008-12-30T21:02:00.001-08:002008-12-30T21:46:48.345-08:00Dr. Steel<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXl3cSx2KX2st0-X1CMGAdq5AMXwrtEz4XXxGqqD-fL2E0edUSbbIwcsbDwYdJ7nhKhXNiPsJFqLXDtxno_B66yVtyIZ_YtEg6JpMzH5rvw6hLtBNTQCw_osuB8PseWnKrpybQ7mLZeB4/s1600-h/Dr.+Steel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 255px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXl3cSx2KX2st0-X1CMGAdq5AMXwrtEz4XXxGqqD-fL2E0edUSbbIwcsbDwYdJ7nhKhXNiPsJFqLXDtxno_B66yVtyIZ_YtEg6JpMzH5rvw6hLtBNTQCw_osuB8PseWnKrpybQ7mLZeB4/s400/Dr.+Steel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285809395355664402" border="0" /></a><br />Okay so reading the<a href="http://www.blowupthesky.net/2008/12/top-five-posts-of-2008-that-i-was-too.html"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">"The top five posts of 2008 that I was too high to finish"</span></a> made me remember that I should fucking finish off this Dr. Steel article because well, we all have to do our part to help the good doctor take over the world. Yeah, you heard me right<span style="font-weight: bold;"> take over the fucking world.</span><br /><br />Dr. Phineas Waldof Steel is the greatest man of our time. A multi-talented genius who's creative talents extend far beyond what a sane mind could possibly comprehend. Using his infinite talent as an outlet to the general public, he has a message of change for a better world. In fact this better world he speaks of is in fact a <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Utopian Playland"</span> and that is most certainly a future to strive for.<br /><br />Now how <span style="font-style:italic;">does</span> one take over the world for such a purpose? Well like any leader he has an army, an army of loyal Toy Soldiers, (<span style="font-style:italic;">myself being one of said loyal soldiers)</span>. But the actions and demonstrations of this ever growing army are enjoyable events wherein the soldiers goals are to spread the word of Dr. Steel, hand out propaganda, and most of all.. HAVE FUN!!<br /><br />Not only a doctor of spin, a professor of reality engineering, and a Minister of Metaphysics. Dr. Steel is also a talented musician whose genre is <span style="font-style: italic;">difficult</span> to define at best, but the closest it can be defined is <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Operatic Industrial Hip Hop"</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Back And Forth</span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WVvlVHdLCx0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WVvlVHdLCx0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Build The Robots</span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ci9CCvTHvpM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ci9CCvTHvpM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Fibonacci Sequence</span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DGlr9iNBejA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DGlr9iNBejA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Well now, you may be wondering how YOU can be a part of this amazing ever expanding movement in the name of fun, well it's simple...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Just Click To Enlist In Dr. Steel's Army Of Toy Soldiers:</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.toysoldiersunite.com/application.php"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwq-vFkNlRJoQM26vIC4vplEjrGzJY3QHbMNrEZvAJ33YdErTV9Mfo9SIA35IhbtW2XjMDHRTGWfLSrkGZIt-REhgF5n2bRC8Pt-AldXFz0uiUgGpzoGAmumgeJ3HLFq77RocAJASwhcI/s400/toysoldier.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285810912407667698" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />I see the future.<br />The future is Steel...</span>JonnyRotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07301078400257020350noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-50106722662379942622008-12-30T18:02:00.000-08:002008-12-30T18:21:01.623-08:00The top five posts of 2008 that I was too high to finishThere have been many posts that I have started but not completed. Funny enough most of these posts could have been the best I have made. It's difficult being a extremely lazy stoner and running a blog about it. Perhaps next year I will find a method of making this work...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Comfort City</span><br /> This post was going to be an extremely detailed outline of the state of ultimate comfort and how I achieved it. I was going to go into detail explaining the comfort points added by each individual item and how they were used. For example: my computer chair is a bed.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dr. Steel </span><br />I was going to make an amazing post on how awesome Dr. Steel is but it didn't make it past the third sentence.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Why Domino is very worth watching</span><br />This post was going to consist of 10 great reasons to watch the movie Domino. One of these reasons was Christopher Walken saying "is that pot?"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Are you bored? A step by step tutorial on converting your toilet into something<br />faster</span><br />This post was far too awesome to have ever be finished. I was going to make a picture tutorial on how to turn your toilet into a motorcycle so you could take a shit in the fast lane. I even started taking pictures of the project but it just wasn't meant to be.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Portable hotbox</span><br />In this post I was going to explain the awesomeness of a device that I found that could easily be used to make a one person hotbox. If I find it again this post will be made.Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-85006984241595781052008-12-30T16:31:00.000-08:002008-12-30T16:36:52.560-08:00I Eat Things High Ep 1 and 2<a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15.3px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08043324047855341 visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Lb9bKq-AJc&hl=en&fs=1"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15.3px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08043324047855341 visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Lb9bKq-AJc&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Lb9bKq-AJc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Lb9bKq-AJc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08043324047855341 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLZ83Ta4gTo&hl=en&fs=1"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08043324047855341 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLZ83Ta4gTo&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLZ83Ta4gTo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zLZ83Ta4gTo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-87616599102846805112008-12-25T10:08:00.001-08:002008-12-25T10:08:59.839-08:00CapitalismCapitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalism capitalismRedzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-68566031183925935522008-12-24T10:12:00.000-08:002008-12-24T17:28:44.527-08:00Portal Drinks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHxrdl9rgefnIVUD6bFHnM4R17AXIGL5o5UTKbviMNuN8Unod0-v1gA-GVVxINqyRrUVoZlr8q4LZIwbhAEYwuUJIAvT2LA8QIbfvPUeOrlMkiB4Z89FH1kCGeROGZqnpq9y8Z5wRknVYQ/s1600-h/scrollbar_the_cake_is_not_a_lie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHxrdl9rgefnIVUD6bFHnM4R17AXIGL5o5UTKbviMNuN8Unod0-v1gA-GVVxINqyRrUVoZlr8q4LZIwbhAEYwuUJIAvT2LA8QIbfvPUeOrlMkiB4Z89FH1kCGeROGZqnpq9y8Z5wRknVYQ/s400/scrollbar_the_cake_is_not_a_lie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283422168089866242" border="0" /></a><br />I stumbled upon a list of drinks, which were based on things from Portal. These drinks include Chell, Glados, Sentry Gun, The Drink is a lie, and motherfucking The Cake is not a Lie! Do you see how delicious it looks in that picture? It looks so fucking good.<br /><br />Here are the directions:<br /><h2><strong>The Cake is Not a Lie </strong></h2> <p><em>Get it while it’s hot</em></p> <p><strong>Glass:</strong><br />Rocks Glass</p> <p><strong>Garnish:</strong><br />Strawberry Slices </p> <p>Shaken</p> <ul><li>2 cl Whiskey </li><li>1 cl kahlua </li><li>1 cl Bols Brown Cacao </li><li>1 cl Cherry Liqueur </li><li>1 cl Bols Strawberry </li><li>Top Up with Double Heavy Cream </li></ul> <p><strong>Directions:</strong><br /> Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Rocks glass. Top up with Cream </p> <p><strong>Notes:</strong><br />Inspired by the 'Midnight over Tennessee'</p><p><br /></p><p>Interested in the other drunks? Click below</p><p><a href="http://scrollbar.dk/events/20081128.Portal.Bar/">YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM</a><br /></p>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-90781804410759324042008-12-21T23:59:00.000-08:002008-12-22T00:01:34.249-08:00"Office Space" Recut<object height="344" width="425">This shit is too funny not to post.<br /><br /><br /><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/atHWASn_ygo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/atHWASn_ygo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-66181282735798185812008-12-21T12:13:00.000-08:002008-12-21T12:32:51.612-08:00Yep<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4A47YxmhjcKTyGsXISDva7yADW_lQ1n-JvBdSYlZz-hLPLoGMfcIzNyLeT04yqfoXGAY8OadzO2KXPdIzL67WY4b3QJ-OejzFHxDRdsDvVHikf1Ym03LUdWZy1XbChKrg-nBBuZrh9qRP/s1600-h/1229743674900.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 364px; height: 366px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4A47YxmhjcKTyGsXISDva7yADW_lQ1n-JvBdSYlZz-hLPLoGMfcIzNyLeT04yqfoXGAY8OadzO2KXPdIzL67WY4b3QJ-OejzFHxDRdsDvVHikf1Ym03LUdWZy1XbChKrg-nBBuZrh9qRP/s400/1229743674900.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282343540156686370" border="0" /></a><br />So it's been freezing cold for the past week or so and usually I would be toughing it out, but fuck that. Being comfortable is the most important thing to me at this point in my life; so I am staying inside as much a fucking possible. There isn't a reason why I should freeze my nuts off, especially when I could be at a level of comfort that few people can say they have reached.<br /><br />Because I am staying inside I am going to need something to do. While trying to figure out what I was going to do inside for practically the entire winter a friend, who I sold my old WoW account to, came online and gave it back to me, with a month payed for, and the new expansion added to it. So now Blow Up The Sky can be what it was in the beggining. A blog that I would post in while WoW was tabbed and after smoking a bowl.<br /><br />So anyways, I need to tell you of a story. I don't know the whole story myself. That is probably why I am so amazed by it, but man it's fucked up. There is a family with a dog that lives across the street from my house. This dog has rediculouly short hair for this weather and so leaving it ouside is one of the cruelist things anyone could do; and yet these motherfuckers keep leaving their dog outside in the freezing ass cold. For the first three knights the dog was barking to come in, and on the third moring I looked out my window to see a Vet van parked in front of the house and then I see two guys come out from the back yard<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">carrying a stiff ass</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;">dead dog</span>. </span><br /><br />The next day I looked out my window only to see that the very same dog was outside, alive and well, chilling in a newly built dog house.<br /><br />Would you like an explanation? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE!Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2997353625814682653.post-24338053531945238742008-12-12T09:02:00.000-08:002008-12-12T09:05:54.545-08:00Christmas Amazo<object height="226" width="400"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=440868&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=440868&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="226" width="400"></embed></object><br />Imagine that you are high as fuck on Acid and all of a sudden you are in front of this house. Ascetically pleasing to the core.<br /><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/440868"><br /></a>Redzionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14326891931824505243noreply@blogger.com2