Post 1: Delayed Beginings

I am here, I think…

I made this blog many months ago in the hopes of starting something new. I would have posted in it, but I am way to goddamn lazy. I haven’t got a clue what is compelling me to start now, but it could be my urge to type about how awesome of a movie Reign of Fire is. Yes I am posting this only days after The Dark Knight was released and no I am not planning on saying anything about it aside from “Wow!”.

I have decided in the small amount of time that I do not want to type about Reign of Fire anymore. I don’t know what I want to type about or even if I will continue to type after this….. Well my hands seem to be telling me that I am going to keep typing. Oh god pullups have fucked up commercials. I don’t understand what separates child porn from diaper commercials. I bet you there is a folder full of diaper commercials that some sick fuck pulls his pork to every night. I just said pulls his pork.

I hope that you are enjoying my choice of punctuation and/or spelling mistakes because I certainly am.

In closing I would like to say JohnMCanus.