Caffeine High

Okay so I never make coffee like EVER, but this morning I woke up early as balls and found it necessary to make some coffee. I put four massive fucking scoops for only 4 cups of coffee as I don't know how to make coffee. This turned out to be a mistake it was SUPER FUCKING STRONG (and in fact left a sludge like residue of pure caffeine in my cup), I put some hot chocolate mix in to mask the overpowering and nigh sickening taste of caffeine and slammed back all four cups. After a while I was fucking awake as possible, in fact I was uncontrollably shaking, felt sick, and high. You might say, dude who cares it's fucking coffee?! Well the point of this post isn't really to talk about my caffeine high it's to say that I just took a piss and IT SMELLED LIKE COFFEE!! Now I don't go about wafting my urine, but it smelled of coffee so strongly I said to myself something smells like coffee, and then I realized the smell was my piss. Now that is not something I am proud of it's just rather disturbing, and I thought I should inform the world of it why? Do I seriously need a reason I mean come on look at this site.