Portal Drinks

I stumbled upon a list of drinks, which were based on things from Portal. These drinks include Chell, Glados, Sentry Gun, The Drink is a lie, and motherfucking The Cake is not a Lie! Do you see how delicious it looks in that picture? It looks so fucking good.

Here are the directions:

The Cake is Not a Lie

Get it while it’s hot

Glass:
Rocks Glass

Garnish:
Strawberry Slices

Shaken

• 2 cl Whiskey
• 1 cl kahlua
• 1 cl Bols Brown Cacao
• 1 cl Cherry Liqueur
• 1 cl Bols Strawberry
• Top Up with Double Heavy Cream

Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Rocks glass. Top up with Cream

Notes:
Inspired by the 'Midnight over Tennessee'

Interested in the other drunks? Click below

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Mortal Kombat Guy Soundboard

So some people at Maxim were interviewing Herman Sanchez, who does the menacing Finish Him voice in Mortal Kombat (His name is fucking Herman Sanchez), and they did what anyone else who was in a conversation with this man would to... Make him say funny shit. Anyways here is the soundboard that they made, I think it could have been a lot better but I luled a bit.