Sloths are kings

It's commonly known that sloths do more chilling in there entire life then any other creature. If you were to put them in any environment they would find a way to chill just as well as any other one. My only question is: how did they manage to survive evolution? Without going through the trouble of researching anything whatsoever, I have come up with two possible explanations.

Either all other animals as well as nature itself left the sloth the fuck alone simply because it was always chilling so much. Would you eat a guy who looked as comfortable as a sloth? The other possible explanation is the fact that sloths used to be fucking gigantic! Fossil records indicate that they were massive motherfuckers!


LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING THING AND IMAGINE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S FULLY CHILLING!







On the subject of the above video I would like to say two things. The British pronounce sloth very amazingly, and that the sloth obviously lives by the rules of don't shit where you eat.

Duke Nukem Forever is going to kick ass

I've been playing duke nukem 3d lately and the game is so fucking hard because of how weird the controls seem. The default controls that is. It is possible to change the mouse controls so you can use both axes. I haven't been able to get them to work because dosbox is a piece of shit on my PC at the moment, but when I do enjoyment will be had. Until yesterday I didn't even remember the Holoduke! I used to play with that for hours. Everyone remembers Duke saying "Much better" after taking a piss, but do you remember him saying "I cant play with myself right now" when you try to play a old Duke Nukem arcade machine. I am almost done downloading Star Wars: Pod Racer. Yeah Pod Racer.