I Eat Things High Ep 1 and 2

Yep

So it's been freezing cold for the past week or so and usually I would be toughing it out, but fuck that. Being comfortable is the most important thing to me at this point in my life; so I am staying inside as much a fucking possible. There isn't a reason why I should freeze my nuts off, especially when I could be at a level of comfort that few people can say they have reached.

Because I am staying inside I am going to need something to do. While trying to figure out what I was going to do inside for practically the entire winter a friend, who I sold my old WoW account to, came online and gave it back to me, with a month payed for, and the new expansion added to it. So now Blow Up The Sky can be what it was in the beggining. A blog that I would post in while WoW was tabbed and after smoking a bowl.

So anyways, I need to tell you of a story. I don't know the whole story myself. That is probably why I am so amazed by it, but man it's fucked up. There is a family with a dog that lives across the street from my house. This dog has rediculouly short hair for this weather and so leaving it ouside is one of the cruelist things anyone could do; and yet these motherfuckers keep leaving their dog outside in the freezing ass cold. For the first three knights the dog was barking to come in, and on the third moring I looked out my window to see a Vet van parked in front of the house and then I see two guys come out from the back yard carrying a stiff ass dead dog.

The next day I looked out my window only to see that the very same dog was outside, alive and well, chilling in a newly built dog house.

Would you like an explanation? I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE!

The Stuff Legends Are Made Of

Marijuana, that viciously delicious herb that tantalizes our taste buds and tingles our nerves. Saturday night a friend of mine NERO and I had gone on a quest for some cannabis. I inquired if my friend had brought his cellphone, and he had forgotten, so I was without the ability to call my normal dealer.

Walking across town to another friends in hopes of salvation was in fact another failure as they were not at home, but continuing on we came across an associate of mine named Dustin, I asked if he knew where we could acquire some marijuana. Upon hearing this he promptly responded "How much?" And we replied "Just a dime.." He brought us aside opened his backpack where he had a satchel, and within the satchel there was a large sum of gorgeous looking bud, he said it was some kind of Kush. He asked to eyeball it, I agreed as I thought a scale outside by the street was as impractical as it was stupid. He gave us a small handful of beautiful little nugs that we happily paid for.

The weed smelled fucking incredible, it's pungent odour was something to be smelled afar despite how small the amount was. Returning to his house we used my bubbler to consume this tasty cannabis treat. I busted it up and packed the massive bowl atop the bubbler, it went back and forth nicely a few times and when it was gone I was high.. Like REALLY high, and then 5 minutes later I was even fucking higher. We played Street Fighter on his SNES, and watched old recorded Digimon episodes from The Zone on YTV. It fucking blew my mind in half because not only was I really really high, it had commercials from the 90's my fucking childhood was being thrown before my eyes the nostalgia was nigh lethal. This kept us high as balls for several hours, and in fact went to sleep ripped to shit in the early hours of morning.

Waking up late and chillin out was sweet, and even better when I discovered they was more then a packed bowls worth left, smoking this we got even fucking higher and played Diablo II while listening to both Alestorm (PIRATE METAL MOTHERFUCKERS!! YEEAAAHH!!) and Dr. Steel (future emperor of the world I'll post about him later.) We then quit Diablo II after a longass time ate a bunch more food, and then listened to more music ranging from Streetlight Manifesto, to Venetian Snares, Andrew WK, and Infected Mushroom.

The moral of the story is it was really fucking good weed, and in fact I am high right now typing this from the resin that that bud provided me with...

My experience on Dramamine

Yesterday fellow blow up the sky blogger insomniac and I decided to take some Dramamine in the hopes of getting fucked up for the day. After about 4 hours of sitting around waiting for something to happen, we gave up and parted ways. I went home because I was tired, and that's where shit got fucked up.


Before we parted ways, there was a church sign that said "STAY AWAKE!". My immediate response was that we were in a Freddy Kurger dream world and were soon to be doomed. When I was at my house I was laying on my couch watching TV dozing in and out of sleep. At one point I felt so heavy that I was completely unable to move. It was at this point that I noticed a red glowing coming from the crack below the door to the room known to me and my friends as "the freddy room". We call it that becasue when I moved in it looked sort of like Freddy Kruger's boiler room workshop. Anyways I was dozing in and out of sleep staring at the door when suddenly it burst open and a fucking manta ray with Freddy's face started flying around in my room. I started laughing because I mean Freddy's face on a manta ray. I don't even remember how or if it left, all I remember is attempting to contact the outside world via my computer. I am waiting for confirmation on whether or not my messages reached the people I sent them to.

One thing's for sure. I got fucked up on that shit.

So Duke Dukem has appeared on my curtain

The other day I found myself staring at my curtain for no reason in particular. When I was staring at it I noticed something. There was what appeared to be shades and a face. The picture I took doesn't show it that well so I have highlighted the shades.

Could this be the ghostly apperation of Duke Nukem? Perhaps it's The Dude's face? It could even be one of the Blues Brothers.









Who's glasses do they look like?

The best part of Walk Hard

This weed will fucking kill you

As bullshit everything stated by officials in this video is, imagine how fucking awesome this weed would be if it were as described.

Oh no you didn't

Full version:

You know what feels good?

Finding out things when baked that you would not have found out out if you were sober. For example I realized that Blow Up The Sky could be shortened into Buts. I didn't plan this. Feels good.

Thaluu

Alright to start out i wrote a series of books regarding a world entirely based on ants. The world was called Feldor. Its was a actually a bit of grass. The kind of grass that stirs up trouble every 40 years. You know enough time for an advanced race of ants to rise and invent there own languages. The date is 3:28 AM which actually is 3:28 AM not some overly complicated system of calender. My main character is a red ant named Mercilador. The plot of the story is about Mercilador travelling out of his home, known to their race as Grass, and kick some major ass. Who's ass you say? The mighty armies of Kronalyyu, a rebel snake who built an army of swift and skilled snake fighters to once and for all crush the ants in there haven city of a Thaluu. Yeah i mean yeah......

Thaluu by the way and its inhabitants in the kingdom of Grass are not the "good guys", they where vicious blood thirsty race of ants who tried to eradicate the hell out of those snakes. Unfortunately the ants didn't realize that snakes are .......well......SNAKES! Kronalyyu and his armies attacked Thaluu only to be defeated by fucking elephants. They are just elephants and really don't need an introduction.

ANUS MC JOHN

So reason to read this is absent but considering i am still typing and i am reading what i am
thinking which is also what i am writing should mean that there is point to keeps writing so that is what i shall do. Now that doctor is the right question......
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But really more things should be green. And seriously though diary of the dead was not that great of a movie. And the Zionist overlords plan to save you some money......cough......cough um yes thats right Dodds furniture and mattress will save you a bundle.
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Orange drink......................or grape drink.

A good movie is V for vendetta. I mean think of all the future based foods around that V just wasnt taking part in. Thats the real shame though isn't it, people getting so caught up in politics that they can't see the good things in life...

Like what?

Well you know....slurpes and stuff.

I am reluctant to keep writing as my fingers just exploded. You see the amazing Halo2 in game muuuuuuuuuuuuuusic finally reached me and simply...... my fingers blew off. People that drink things out of jars, that are really clean of course, deserve medals and shit. So the brain of a cat only weighs 30g. Not surprising thats cats can only be entertained by things almost as inanimate as they are. Who the fuck names there dog Snuffles? So i worked in a corner store. And that is why rettuce
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rettuce is funny. How did you like that drop in elevation. Wow this page is so full of bull shit. People that are tripping on crack are aunt yeasty beast grape drinks. That wasn't fare but i really just wanted you to remember grape drink. Did it work? People that laugh that fucked up Santa clause way are either old or a pedophile. YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Mercilador end up owning a bunch of wasps which he turns into crude oil.

derleiter99 wrote this not redzion. Fire like a thousand proton rounds into their sacks. Why is c3po British?

A boy and his dog WTF?!

Alright so I just finished watching a few movies. One of these movies was A boy and his dog. I was told that it was worth watching, I guess they meant while sober. At the moment I am assuming that this movie didn't make any sense to me because of the drugs, but this movie was way to fucked up to understand.

The shortened plot of this movie is as follows. Vic and his dog named Blood are living in a post apocalyptic world, where they live to have sex and fight for food. The thing is, they can physicly communicate. Vic the dumber of the two uses Blood to sniff out women so that he can violently rape them. From the beginning of the movie I was confused as hell, but I rolled with it. Once you start to get in to it the movie you are bombarded with things that make you say "HUH?!". A good example of this are the "screamers". Everyone is terrified of the screamers (they are called screamers when really they moan) because if they touch you you will fucking die. You never see a screamer although you do see the green glow that they give off (that's right they fucking glow green). I don't have a big problem with having to make the conclusion that the screamers are radioactive mutants, but I would rather have at least fucking seen one. Vic was almost found by the screamers when he went into their underground lair to rape a woman which his dog, who is rather intelligent, sniffed out. Eventually the woman, Vic, and blood are all hiding in what I though was a furnace. While in this furnace Vic and the woman bang twice (while Blood lays 2 feet away). Eventually the girl begins to talk about how she is from "the down under". I assumed she meant Australlia but apparently she meant some fucked up underground society where everyone wears Joker makeup and acts like it is the 50s. I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP! Vic enteres this fucked up world and imediatly he is taken from behind, stripped, and bathed. From this point everything happened so fast that the plot was almost impossible to follow. Longstory short, the people wanted to bring Vic down there so that they could use his sperm to impregnate all of their women (I'm assuming that they wanted to bread babys that could communicate with dogs), while Vic is hooked up to some very painfull sperm extraction system women are brought into the room and I think they were married to his sperm (I really don't fucking know), the girl that lead vic down there knocked out the minister with some roses and they escaped the building. Outside of the building some 50s do-opers were waiting because they wanted Vic to kill the leader of their council. Vic, being as pissed off as any man who had a tube down his dick would be, told them to fuck off. Next some big farmer looking dude just fucking graps one of the do-opers by the neck and fucking broke it. He continued to kill the others even though none of them were seen doing anything that would make them deserve a broken neck. The killer then turned to Vic and the girl. When he got close Vic began to shoot at him, which didn't effect him in any way. Eventually the farmer dude fell over and began to spark, when this happened the leader of the council make a remark about getting another "bill" off the line, even though he couldn't have seen him die. Eventually Vic and the girl escape only to find that Blood was almost dead, due to his ingueries from a previous fight. Just when you think Blood is going to die it cuts to a later scene where Vic and Blood walk off into the sunset laughing about how good the girl tasted, BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ATE HER!

Land of the dead

Although I don't want to turn this blog into a gaming one, I have to make this post. I don't know if any of you remember seeing commercials for the Land of the dead game in the advertisements at the beginning of dvd. I thought that it looked like a decent game at the time, but I didn't notice when it came out. Recently I was browsing warez-bb and I stumbled upon it. The game has kept me occupied for the past hour or so. It's not just that it is a zombie game, it's the fact that it is a PC made linear zombie game with multiplayer. That's right multiplayer, and for the PC. For a game that I have never hear of being brought up on any zombie game lists or anywhere for that matter, this game deserves some attention.

First things first. The game has some pretty linear gameplay. You find yourself comepleting the repetitive task of searching for Keys and looking for tools to open doors. In the past few years we have lost linear gameplay, it has almost become something which should be avioded. While I do enjoy games with a really open environment, linear games are a great gem that are being lost. With linear games the story line is straight forward. this makes it so everyone has to complete the same challenges in the same way, which means that it is the same difficulty for everyone (well except parapeligics). This also makes it so you can also beat the game to 100% in your spare time on a weekend. This is great for someone who doesn't want to have to become devoted to a game for weeks.

The game is worth mentioning because like all zombie games you get to kill many zombies with many different weapons. But the thing that makes this game stand out is the multiplayer. The maps are basic and it comes with the game types that all fps games should have: Slayer, Team Slayer, Capture the Flag ect. The thing that makes this so great is that anyone can pick it up in a few minutes to have fun on a ongoing lan party, which is what I am doing now. Currently, I have set it up so the games are on rotation with 4 of the best maps. When people feel the need to kill zombies or have a quick game of slayer, WE DO!

Zombie games exist for one reason, and that reason is killing as much as you can with whatever you can think of. In zombie movies as well as games it is best if they are lacking in the story line department because then everything can be focussed on the very fun gameplay.

Duke Nukem Forever is going to kick ass

I've been playing duke nukem 3d lately and the game is so fucking hard because of how weird the controls seem. The default controls that is. It is possible to change the mouse controls so you can use both axes. I haven't been able to get them to work because dosbox is a piece of shit on my PC at the moment, but when I do enjoyment will be had. Until yesterday I didn't even remember the Holoduke! I used to play with that for hours. Everyone remembers Duke saying "Much better" after taking a piss, but do you remember him saying "I cant play with myself right now" when you try to play a old Duke Nukem arcade machine. I am almost done downloading Star Wars: Pod Racer. Yeah Pod Racer.

A new post now featuring "lables"

I just saw Pineapple express for the second time today. The amount of people who were going to see it again amazed me. I didn't make a post about it before simply because I'm lazy. I guess I'll type a fucking review out. That fucking back there in the sentence before this one was supposed to be really angry. Maybe I should make it bold or something....

The movie had everything a stoner could dream of. Action, comedy, a easy to follow plot, and the movie was drug related. It was the little things in the movie that made Pineapple Express a wonderful experience great. For example, Sauls apartment looked so amazingly comfortable. It had one of those coffie tables with droors (there is something wrong with the spelling of that. I mean look at that word.) and a couch with a pleantiful amount of pillows. You can never have too many pillows! There were many slow motion scenes and quick zooming that just added a effect of SHIT YEAH! I will probably go see this movie again soon as it was probably the best movie to come out this summer (aside from the Dark Knight of course). Wow I am pretty impressed with how well this post turned out because I am fucking baked.