Quick Post: An Amazing experience

If you are looking for something entertaining to do I suggest watching low quaility speed walkers. I suggest low quality ones because they are able to walk at the correct pace, whereas the Olympic speed walkers are basically running and it's just terrifying. You will know that they are walking at the correct speed when they start to move in slow motion.

Crumpets

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Holm Stock holm, stock holm, syndrome, sindrome... Drome Drome Drone.


I will now explain to you why this post is. I am using speech to text software. Yeah, I totally said Stockholm syndrome all those times.

So yeah, the reason there have been shit quality posts lately is the same reason there have always been shit quality posts. Smoking weed makes you lazy, and I smoke a lot of weed. There are other people, who have the ability to post on this blog, that haven't been. I don't know if it is because they are not stoned enough, they are just too lame, or because they are too lazy and stoned. If this is the case I am a hero for being able to make the amount of posts that I've made.

You've never seen anything like this before.

Doomsday

When I saw the trailers for this movie, I was under the impression that it was a lame Road Warrior copycat. I was surprised to find that it was full of awesome. I am now going to sum up each awesome feature that this movie brought to the table.

It starts off with civil panic
When movies start off with a fuck tonne of people getting pwned as they desperately attempt to escape a plague, it usually means that thoughs movies are going to kick ass.

Memories of Mad Max
As I said earlier, this barbaric people in this movie are similar too Lord Humungous and all thoughs fucked up people from mad max. What with there bondage and gimps. Aside from all the bondage and gimps these guys usually dress all punk like, which is pretty awesome. They are also cannibals and with cannibals comes a lot of cool gore. This group is at war with the other half of society....

The Midevil People
That's right, the other half of this society live in a midevil society. They live in a castle and only use things from that era. This is pretty cool because it's a bunch of road warrior punks fighting midevil people! This society is lead by Linderman from heros.

Bloody Awesome
- no less then 3 heads are shown being decapitated.
- many people are splattered with a fuck tonne of blood.
- none of that CGI blood

This movie is the sum of...
Mad Max + Escape from New York + Excalibur + The Warriors + No Blade of Grass + The Omega Man + Waterworld + Gladiator + Children of Men




Oh and some gimps are used as meat shields.

World of Goo

World of Goo came was released a few days ago and I thought it would be a fun game to play while baked. Needless to say, I was right. If you liked loco roco you should like this game. If for some reason you don't like this game for what it is I have something that can change your mind. Your courser is like the black hole version of shark break. Come to think of it you should just play a lot of shark break. Shark Break!

So Duke Dukem has appeared on my curtain

The other day I found myself staring at my curtain for no reason in particular. When I was staring at it I noticed something. There was what appeared to be shades and a face. The picture I took doesn't show it that well so I have highlighted the shades.

Could this be the ghostly apperation of Duke Nukem? Perhaps it's The Dude's face? It could even be one of the Blues Brothers.









Who's glasses do they look like?

Guitar bong

Bongcraft like this is why I continue doing what I do.

Have you heard about the bird?

As much as I hate things done by family guy that become annoyingly popular; I have to agree that the bird is in fact the word. God help me, I'm so sorry.

The best part of Walk Hard

This weed will fucking kill you

As bullshit everything stated by officials in this video is, imagine how fucking awesome this weed would be if it were as described.

Weed eating rabits

You thought your spider mite problem was bad?