Monday, July 28, 2008

Good movies to watch while high

I am not going to organize these movies in any specific order because I don't want to place any of them above each other.

Half Baked

Of course this list is going to be full of drug related comedies, but some are just much better then other and Half Baked is just that. Although the ending was a disappointment the film is filled with hilarious jokes that you can watch again and again.

Dazed And Confused

Dazed and Confused is one of those movies that is just so epic that you can watch it every day for several weeks. I know because I did it.

Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas

Does anything really need to be said about this movie?


It was actually really hard to follow this movie while high. Well I cannot speak for seeing it while sober, but I'm sure it is amazing. I saw this movie for the first time last night and believe me it is amazing.

The Big Lebowski

If you haven't seen Big Lebowski you are defiantly missing out. With an amazing soundtrack and an amazing cast The Big Lebowski has defiantly stood the test of time as a great movie that will remain on my top ten list forever.

Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny

Tenacious D are amazing to listen to so naturally a film about them would be even better. The movie shows the history of Tenacious D. This movie is filled with scenes such as Jack Black flying on the shoulders of Sasquatch while high on shrooms, a really bitching power slide, and a pretty cool car chase.

Dude, Where's My Car?

It may have a terrible soundtrack, but this movie has so many small things that will make you laugh for hours.


I went to see this movie because I kept hearing that it was the best Pixar movie of all time. I didn't see how anything could be better then Toy Story so I was interested as to why many trustworthy people were saying this. The movie was amazing as it was filled with very bright colors and is very easy to follow, but it was no Toy Story.

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Although this movie is one giant advertisement I enjoy watching it because it is the essence of a good stoner movie, which is people getting stoned and going on an adventure with a over the top good ending. Also unlike the sequel this movie is very re watchable.

Post 11: Fuckhat fuckerton

OK so it's like this motherfuckers.Robson Arms is kind of a boring show, but it has Frank from corner gas on it and he is a stoner. It blows my mind every time I think about it.

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Ok I give up, I really just made this post so that the image could exist on the front page for a while.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Fox Force Five

I don't know how to start this post. I have but one thing on my mind. That is the trip that is Slipstream. Anthony Hopkins has given me Bipolar Disorder using a dvd.

The only other thing I will write about for tonight is that I titled my previous post I broke my foot because that wonderful joint turned me into a decomposing zombie and as I was walking my foot fell off. I don't know what picture I am going to upload. If it sucks I'm not going to change it.

I found this in my drafts folder this morning. Apparently I failed to post it.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Post count?: I broke my foot

I have to type this out before it consumes me! I was done smokining when I noticed I had another joint in my pocket. This was no ordinary joint. It looked like the raisin joint from Clone High, it felt like the joint from Clone High, it was the raisin joint from clone high. The taste! Oh the taste! It tasted like liquid delicious and it lasted forever. It filled my lungs with liquid raisin. I thought I was going to drown. I took a bit of it inside to see if I was smoking real raisins. To my surprise it was full of the finely ground BC bud that I had packed it with earlier.

I am going to try to do this again to see if it works. Just make a joint that looks like the one from clone high, and... believe. I have hopes of one day doing this with watermellon. IMAGINE A MOTHERFUCKER WATERMELLON JOINT.

OK so I just went through hell getting that pic but it is fucking amazing.

I'm off now I will be back sometime.

Friday, July 25, 2008

I'm a god

So today I was in another one of my bong making moods, and while looking around for something creative to use my boxing bag stand caught my eye. My boxing bag is much like the one in the photo at the top except without that lcd screen. Basically it is just a giant bong shape. It even has a hole to put water in exactly where I would attach a giant down pipe to the already existing hole and remove the cap that is located at the top. Hopefully I will be able to draw the smoke that far. If not I am not going to give up as this is possibly one of the best things I will do this week. Anyways, I drew a diagram to give a better idea as to what I am talking about. If this works this is going to be 5 feet tall with a half food stem and a 2 food base.

Epic win.

Aunt Beru Beast Continued

I didn't explain what Aunt Beru Beast is. Ok so do you know those things from wow that are around the Undercity? Of course you do, there is a pic of one in the post. God I wish they would all die. George Costanza is in the the Hunchback of Notre Dame Anyways, the Toy story Music is the best shit ever. Damn! I keep getting off topic. Ok so, imagine one of those monsters Dakrhounds! That's what they are called. Imagine one of those monsters but with Aunt Beru's face.

I have provided a pic of Aunt Beru in the title. LOOK AT HER FACE! I don't know what she looks like, but I find it funny imagining her face on a DARKHOUND.

There I have done it. I have converted the idea to text.


Post 5: Aunt Beru beast

If occurs to me that I didn't finish what I started last time. I started to talk about that chemical that is put in most fast food but then I trailed off. I have to complete the idea I was forming.
Imagine using that chemical in really good food. Imagine how good it would taste.

So I have been informed that there is a greater chance of finding a Gonk Droid pic on wookiepedia. My search has been a success! Ahah I cannot see it but I bet this post is going to look amazing with this pic.

Man posting is so much work which is why I haven't been doing it to my full potential yet. I need a voice to text program or something. I think I will look into this, even though typing is really fun. Man I'm having a blast click clackng on my keyboard.

I have this bottle of Natural Spring Water and it feels so cool. I suggest you find one that is shaped like this. It just might break your mind. Oh shit you cant see this. Well I am not going to describe it to you. JUST KIDDING! It's shaped like a guitar. Honestly that should sum it all up for you.

So I just realized that it's not even 11AM! How can this be? Why am I not sleeping? I think I'm going to go to sleep................ I am sorry for all of those periods. OK OK OK I am watching Toy Story in the background. Yes I am in the background. The advertisements are the essence of nostalgia. OH MY GOD THE FUCKING HERCULES MOVIE HAS DANNY DEVITO IN IT.

Ok goodbye I am going to the Library park to look at ducks and shit.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Post 4: Mind Breaker

OK so I cannot remember what it is called but it is that chemical that is put in fast food to make you think it tastes better. OK so I tried to do a quick search for it but I ended up looking at pictures of cheeseburgers. Man I could really go for a burger. Anyways, when I was in the middle of looking at cheeseburger pics I found this pic, haven't seen it in a while.

Have you ever noticed how good 90s cartoons were in comparison to the cartoons of today? I have to say there are 2 acceptations and they are Viva Pinata and spongebob square pants. I used to hate both of these shows but one day I actually sat down and watched them. They are both fucking amazing.

Have any of you played Sonic Spin Ball? Or even heard of if? In my youth (LOL) I owned a copy of it before sonic 2. It had a amazing sountrack, like every game does, and very smooth gameplay. That is the best way to describe it. Smooth.

I have decided not to end this post with Smooth. I have decided to start up a new paragraph dedicated to how high everyone from the old YTV Zone were. Rather then continue to type about it I am going to post some videos. Wait I'm not floating?

There is no way that they are not high.

Post 3: A unexpected visit

So have you ever noticed how Soda tastes different when it is in a can as oppose too being in a bottle? Imagine what the slight difference in taste would be if it was coming out of a fountain.

I don't exactly know why this second paragraph has started. HAH! Stephen Hawking in zero gravity. Ok so I am sorry to inform you that I wrote the paragraph after this before this one. I cannot remember why I started one here, but I must have had a good idea.

Ohhh no mash is on. If I was of the M.A.S.H generation of television viewer I would probably not be so bored by it, sadly that is not the case. The theme song to M.A.S.H is boredom. The slight difference in the actors voices puts me to sleep. I just heard a mash joke. Frick there was a long space in time before I started the last sentence.

Alright! I have started a paragraph in the correct place. So anyways Dusk Till Dawn was on ealier but it was on Peace Tree TV so every single word. I don't even think a single idea was original. Did I just type idea? I meant to say word not idea. WORD! I don't even think a single word spoken was of the original Cast.

So I was looking for a Gonk bot photo to but there were no good ones so I searched Gonk Droid and to my disappointment there were none either. There is something very wrong with this. After words I was going to look for a picture of a sad dog to let you know before you read this that something terrible happened (I mean who likes seeing sad dogs), but I was unable to save it for some reason so I will now search my computer for a good picture.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Post 2: Quick Responses

Q:Why is it that you are reading another post by me again within 2 fucking minutes?

A: It was decided by myself that upon a 3 second inspection of Post 1 that there is a terribly large amount of “I’s”

Q: Thank you for acknowledging that you said I a lot in your post, but what does this have to do with the Quincy family?

A: Quincy family? I think you are on the wrong blog you should try pressing the back button.

Q: Wat wat wat wat wat wat wat wat awtwatwat awt?

A: JohnMCanus

Post 1: Delayed Beginings

I am here, I think…

I made this blog many months ago in the hopes of starting something new. I would have posted in it, but I am way to goddamn lazy. I haven’t got a clue what is compelling me to start now, but it could be my urge to type about how awesome of a movie Reign of Fire is. Yes I am posting this only days after The Dark Knight was released and no I am not planning on saying anything about it aside from “Wow!”.

I have decided in the small amount of time that I do not want to type about Reign of Fire anymore. I don’t know what I want to type about or even if I will continue to type after this….. Well my hands seem to be telling me that I am going to keep typing. Oh god pullups have fucked up commercials. I don’t understand what separates child porn from diaper commercials. I bet you there is a folder full of diaper commercials that some sick fuck pulls his pork to every night. I just said pulls his pork.

I hope that you are enjoying my choice of punctuation and/or spelling mistakes because I certainly am.

In closing I would like to say JohnMCanus.

Hello World 2

If you are here because you wanted to see the old Blow Up The Sky I am sorry to disappoint you but I decided that it had to die. I am actually here on the blogger network because wordpress did not satisfy my needs. I don't know what the hype about hosting a blog on wordpress is. Blow Up the Sky will now be taking a exciting new direction. I don't want to be another goddamn tech blogger. Blow Up the Sky will now be a collaboration of things that I find enjoyable while on a mind altering substance. My posts will probably not make much sense as I will try to only post while on said mind altering substances. I hope that you are also on a mind altering substance while reading my future posts because you will probably not be able to enjoy them at all or at least to the extent that I have been. I will also use this blog to post images and passages from THE BIBLE 2.0. No I'm not talking about the new testament although it is a new testament of sorts. Please try to understand that many of the posts I make will not make sense, but are open to interpretation.