Sloths are kings

It's commonly known that sloths do more chilling in there entire life then any other creature. If you were to put them in any environment they would find a way to chill just as well as any other one. My only question is: how did they manage to survive evolution? Without going through the trouble of researching anything whatsoever, I have come up with two possible explanations.

Either all other animals as well as nature itself left the sloth the fuck alone simply because it was always chilling so much. Would you eat a guy who looked as comfortable as a sloth? The other possible explanation is the fact that sloths used to be fucking gigantic! Fossil records indicate that they were massive motherfuckers!


LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING THING AND IMAGINE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S FULLY CHILLING!







On the subject of the above video I would like to say two things. The British pronounce sloth very amazingly, and that the sloth obviously lives by the rules of don't shit where you eat.