Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Caffeine High


Okay so I never make coffee like EVER, but this morning I woke up early as balls and found it necessary to make some coffee. I put four massive fucking scoops for only 4 cups of coffee as I don't know how to make coffee. This turned out to be a mistake it was SUPER FUCKING STRONG (and in fact left a sludge like residue of pure caffeine in my cup), I put some hot chocolate mix in to mask the overpowering and nigh sickening taste of caffeine and slammed back all four cups. After a while I was fucking awake as possible, in fact I was uncontrollably shaking, felt sick, and high. You might say, dude who cares it's fucking coffee?! Well the point of this post isn't really to talk about my caffeine high it's to say that I just took a piss and IT SMELLED LIKE COFFEE!! Now I don't go about wafting my urine, but it smelled of coffee so strongly I said to myself something smells like coffee, and then I realized the smell was my piss. Now that is not something I am proud of it's just rather disturbing, and I thought I should inform the world of it why? Do I seriously need a reason I mean come on look at this site.

7 comments:

Redzion said...

Like two days ago I ate a fuck ton of BBQ chips and now when I fart it smells only like BBQ chips.

insomniac said...

So like are we pioneering making bodily fluids smell good by eating / drinking certain things.

Redzion said...

I'm going to work on making blood taste good, you work on shit.

insomniac said...

Okay, but we need a guinea pig. Someone dumb enough too eat shit.. Nnecrobutcher!!

Redzion said...

LOL!

N. Necro butcher said...

Ive had better caffeine highs by eating coffee straight from the can

insomniac said...

But you see, I still win because I've double brewed super strong fresh ground coffee but instead of water we used coca cola.