Mark Whalberg on PCP

Okay so the only thing you need to know about the Max Payne movie is that it has Mark Whalberg kicking loads of ass by doing the most intensely delicious looking drug ever. It's a pleasant blue liquid that's like PCP multiplied by tripping infinite balls. Theres fucking monsters and shit flying around fire and explosions everywhere, it's like hell in Constantine except you are not actually in hell you are just tripping balls and so jacked up you are fucking invincible, and as such you do back flips with shotguns and take out fucking armies.

WARNING: Shit doesn't really go down for an hour, which is lamecore, but then drugs get involved and shit goes uphill from there.